McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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