How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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