marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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