Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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