So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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