You're so nebulous sometimes
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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