I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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