The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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