Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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