I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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