is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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