can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Randomize
