I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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