So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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