my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My vagina just clenched in fear
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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