i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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