I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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