I'm lost and stupid without you.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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