How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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