you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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