i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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