And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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