found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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