she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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