just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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