Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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