Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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