I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
we should paint friendship bongs
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