at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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