How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You can't special order awesome
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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