just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
How naked do you want me to be?
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