FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
