Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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