Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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