The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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