i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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