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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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