It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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