Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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