Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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