Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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