Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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