I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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