I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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