We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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