# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
