Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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