in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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