I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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