there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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