Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
And then he peed in my hair
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