Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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